What is the definition of "juggalo" anyway?

I'm still getting harassed nightly by a juggalo. It's funny though. I get to work in the morning and there's all these insults waiting for me on aim.

Here's the end of a chat I had with my icp loving stalker. This is only a small part of it but I think it pretty much sums it up.

Mr Hexagon: if i painted me face like a clown would u like me?
kimikrkicp: no
Mr Hexagon: what if i was fat and painted my face like a clown?
kimikrkicp: shut up u loser
Mr Hexagon: what if i was fat, made crappy music, and painted my face like a clown?
kimikrkicp: yeah
Mr Hexagon: cool
kimikrkicp: yep
Mr Hexagon: i guess i better eat more sammich's
kimikrkicp: uhhh k w/e
Mr Hexagon: r u smart or dumb?
kimikrkicp: smart
Mr Hexagon: cause lookin back through this chat u seem kinda dumb
kimikrkicp: i'm not tho
Mr Hexagon: what's pi?
kimikrkicp: pi?
Mr Hexagon: yeah
kimikrkicp: i dunno
Mr Hexagon: not good at math huh?
kimikrkicp: have fun bein blocked

Now she just insults me in the evenings when I'm not around.

I once thought it was a term used for ICP and ICP fans so they could all relate to one another.

Now, with the ignorant ICP fans outweighing the intelligent ones, I'm leaning towards a term describing a post-lobotomy patient...

Hmmm.. Might be time for BigCriag187 to come out of retirement :)

A trollin we will go... a trollin we will go...

Thanks a bunch King, the other thread was getting a bit slow what with all the juggafucks crying in the corner of their rooms while shitting themselves.

Perhaps we'll have a fresh onslaught due to the fact that the ICP fans are too fucking stupid to realize this is the same place they were schooled over the last week :D

Much luv to my Foobie homies... peace out yo!



Bwahahahaha ~ RJ

Yeah, that is the same juggalo that has been harrassing me!

I think she is like 15 because I read her subprofile and then when I started asking her about her friends and her breakup with her boyfriend she got all scared.

She also at one point tried to convince me she went to Yale. She always threatens me with blocking too!

I am always really polite with her and I think it pisses her off even more.

UrbanDictionary.com defines a juggalo as...

"A fan of the Insane Clown Posse and/or other Psychopathic Records artists. An open minded individual who lives his/her life based on the messages of the six jokers cards."

"Anyone who is outcasted, known as a 'scrub', is down with not only ICP and the rest of Psychopathic Records but is down with the Dark Carnival and its messages, doesn't give a motherfucking shit about what y'all bitch ass top 40 Feminem mothafuckers think..."

"A person who is down wit da motha fuckin clown, and he's down for life yo. He whoop any rich boy too. A scrub."

"not no fuckin fan, but a outkast that aint go nothing in the world and wouldnt have it any other way! they down with all the psychopathic family and give no fuck for any other"


meanwhile, the UrbanDictionary definitions for ICP are as follows...


"a "posse" (about two people) of "rappers" who dislike eminem because he's more sucessful then they will ever be."

"they suck"

"A bunch a stupid fuckin reatards, who make stupid as music, "lets go slit a ho's throat, hey then you an jerk me off" why the hell would they wear make-up, are they so ashamed that there music sucks, they don't want anyone to know it's them, becasue they suck so damn hard."

"Fucking Worst Excuse for rap.. they dont even rap.. there abunch of fat wiggas from detroit who claim to be the real niggas... i wish they say that infront of a group o black thugs theyd steal there gay hatchets jam them straight up there ass and beat the shit out of them"

"1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above."

"A Group of Fat, Ugly Retards with too much time on their hands, who spend ther majority of their free time painting their faces with White Out and Black Ink and writing "romantic" songs about date rape and necrophilia.

Started by Joseph Bruce (Violent J) and Joseph Ulster (Shaggy 2 Dope) who are both around 30"


educational. :)

This is GOLD Ricky. Very funny.

My favorite part is her blocking threat.
If she started the instant messaging; in order to engage you in deep intellectual debate, why should she block you? Were you too much of a man for her?

I'm thinking of signing up for an account just to give her hell via IM.

Yep, gonna have to do that.

~RJ

Yeah and her other screen name is EjSbAyBe

One time she was giving me shit, then logged off and sure enough 10 seconds later this other name started talking the same shit. At first she claimed to be someone else until I pointed out to her that her profile was the same as the kimikricp one (AIM stores one profile per machine reguardless of who actually logged in).

So please, feel free to harass that name as well!

iNSANE CLOWNPOSSE ROCKS YOU AND YOUR FUCKED UP WORLD ...CANT SLEEP CLOWNS WILL FUCK ME.

"CANT SLEEP CLOWNS WILL FUCK ME"

Now now, there are better ways to proposition someone, you can just come out and ask me Jenny. Ive already said I dont have a problem with ICP, Ive even listened to one of their albums (Which may come as a shock to some foobies), but their fans have gotten under my skin. Seems you guys are unable to find the caps lock key, or even argue, just insult like it is doing some kind of damage (Which is giving more then one foobie laughs, its almost a gag reel at this point). So tell us, why do they rock? What is it about ICP that you would go out of your way to sign up for a site just to declare your love, insult a few people, and proposition me? And please, full words, the AOL speech being used lately is getting old.

Much love to my foobies!

That sounds like a low budget porn film staring clowns.

Oh, christ, my dinner almost came back up with the thought of clown porn. Can you imagine... no, I'd better just leave it be.

NOT safe for work... or viewing by humans that still retain the gift of eyesight:

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I dunno what frightens me more... that this exists or that you know about it and have seen it :D

There is a hell...

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I followed the link that one of the Anonymous Cowards posted about your secret admirer.

There was a profile page and a subprofile page.

She apparently really told you off on this IM and was proud enough to share it with everyone.
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OMG nick listen to this................

Mr Hexagon: oh boy
kimikrkicp: oh boy
kimikrkicp: thats my boy!


HAHA isnt that funny!!!! lol

I'm sad that no one quoted my definition of "juggalo." I thought it was pretty accurate. It's in the other ICP thread.

motha fucka! your dont know shit do ya?
You wouldnt know shit if it whipped it through your ugly bitch ass face
You aint even begun to excperience drama motha fucka!

Your mamma, your motha fuckin
Big fat chicken faced assed mamma
Don't even know about this drama, motha fucka!


Oh my god look at that, turn it up please
Poor nancy kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took her black thing and went thug
Thats terrible he heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy
That they found dead in the grass
With his dick in his, ass
Unless there was more
But you won't recall cuz micheal jackson
Squeezed up on some little kids balls
What you consider drama, it ain't all that
It's just that your whack
With intergalactic satellite data compress
Yes but we can't feed the homeless
And then oj's big story unfolded
Everybody watched that while okalahoma exploded
900 good reasons why this world don't really care
Thats what it costs for a wheel chair!!


Terrible, what ya know about terrible
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible (2x)


Laaady daah we gotta protest that
Cuz some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat
Walked in his concert and tear 'em to hell
Cuz he's so fuckin terrible!
Mean while his record sells double and triple
Cuz of you whinin bout him rubbin his nipple
Religious? shit, you helped them bands
Instead of helpin them poor people
Eatin outta them garbage cans
When your done with that bitch come protest me
Shiiiiit motha fucka i could use the money
The hole world was cryin when kurt cobain went bang
When eazy-e died no it wasn't no thang
Rapper dies of aids but you hardly mention
Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend
Heroine and a shot gun and a hero was made
Maybe i should do that shit so j can get paid


Terrible, what ya know about terrible
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible (2x)


Rebel flag, in your school
Rebel flag, in your park
Rebel flag, in your court room
Rebel flag, in your hearts
Rebel flag, stood for slavery
Rebel flag, stood for war
Rebel flag, stood for hatred
But just go ahead and hang your flag up some more
Don't worry about my god damn flag boy
Whats terrible is you damn rappers cursin


The country we live in was built by slaves
Beat at and murderd and stuffed in they graves
You put a slave owner on a 1 dollar bill
And you wanna know why i kill people!!!!


Bombs are blowin up cops are corrupt
And all ya care about is who the president fucked!
You don't even know terrible, you will
As soon as our wagons come over the hill!


Terrible, what ya know about terrible
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible (2x)


You don't even know what the fuck
Is in store for that bitch ass of yours
Let me get a look at that bitch ass of yours
There it is it looks like a bitches ass
You bitch ass motha fucka!!!!


Terrible, what ya know about terrible
Terrible, you don't know what's terrible (repeat)

All Eminem does is bitch about his life and his stupid ass druged up mom and his duaghter sucks ass too.



just wanted to send this to you eminem fuckers.

Good for you! Not that anyone MENTIONED eminem, you just have to fall back on that when it comes out that your band SUCKS. All ICP fans seem to do is claim how wicked they are and how much Eminem sucks. Seriously, we all hate eminem probably as much as we hate ICP, they both suck balls. What a fucking tool! :mfinger:

yea. i'm sure that if half of my lyrics were profanity and i rambled incoherently, i could make cool rap songs too. i'd wear face paint also, but i wouldn't be a clown. I'd be Insane Mime Posse. I mean, come on... mimes that rap... thats insane! Instead of a Dark Carnival we'd have a Dark Invisible Box! i'm brilliant!

You have convinced me that not all AC's that post are asinine. Good for you.

Cobain will always rule Easy-E. His lyrics had meaning and feeling behind them. He was more talented. Easy-E was good, yes. But he was no Cobain. How fucking dare they compare the two. It's not right.

fuck you mother fucker you dont know shit so suck my dick

Hey man your awesome i love that song i get off to icp they are the best group ever to come together. I say fuck ya motherfacko.

Whoah, a chick with a dick. Any takers?

fuck you terkyeater yo a biach you dont know shiatyo fuck you

no no dick here if i had a dick then i would make you sick it mother fucker!!! e-mail me at korneater2005@yahoo.cm

First you have a dick, now you don't have a dick, which is it? It's just because Ronald McDonald seems like a lonely guy, and he must also be your type. I'm sure he'd be thrilled with a hermaphrodite companion who just happens to be an ICP fan too!

hey! i'd like you to meet my friends, Mr. Comma and Mr. Period. They can be your friends too. I'll introduce you to Mr. Grammar and Mr. Spelling later.

fuck you biach i have no dick i have a pussy and you can fuck it asshole

I would like to introduce my ass... Kiss it. Then you can go fuck the hole in your mother's ass.

In a desperate attempt to be taken seriously, "klownchik" engages the Foobies in a debate. She amazingly manages to spell four whole words correctly! "you", "a", "know" and of course "fuck."

Her English teacher silently weeps with a bag over his head.

I know losing your own mother in that terrible clown funny car incident was traumatic, but that doesn't mean you have to worship ICP and degrade other people's mothers. i have no ill feelings towards you, klownchik. but at least calm down and state your arguments in a clear fashion. that way, not only will the foobs take you more seriously, but it will really help your case for ICP.

besides, rumor is, you don't have much "ass" to introduce me to. :)

Please refrain from propositioning anyone here.

If you enjoy going to message boards and telling everyone that you "...have a pussy" and then inviting the crew to fuck you in the asshole, then go to a message board where they engage in anal sex or something.

Personally I'm not into it.

ha ha ha ha ha ha wrong bitch my english teacher is a female, but since you metioned me you have to be pretty desperate. Wow what kind of person are you, you have no idea who i am and still you mention me. I feel bruised. You should ge waste your time fingering yourself or something cause i don't have anytime for a loud mouthed bitch like you.

that was actually intelligible and mostly well written! kudos on the improvement! 50 gold stars for you! :yay:

Then personally stay out of it.

Well Tekiran I'm am not as dumb as you think i am. I think you're contradicting me and what i say. I have a feeling that you don't understand me or what I am saying. Do i feel sorry for you? No, sorry to say but I think not.

Still the random insults and cursing.
She didn't use the word "fuck" in her post though!

Could it be that our little klownchik is getting the point?

I'm so proud! *snif* *snif*

i'm intrigued now. please. tell me about yourself and what you're all about. i would like to understand you. please, elaborate.

Could it be your annoying? Yes, I am annoying to but when someone butts into my business then it could get annoting so you you please stay outof it. Need a tissue you seem to have a problem...
*sniff* *sniff*

well my e-mail is korneater2005@yahoo.com if you want to know more then e-mail me...goodbye.

Maybe you could get one of those stupid ass clowns to tie you a balloon dick so you can GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Please enlighten me klownchik, how have I butted into your business?

How long have you been registered to KungFoo?
Which one of us posted to this thread first?
Isn't this a public thread where any of us (registered or not) can post a comment?

If anything, you're butting into my business. I don't mind, but little girls who lie sometimes get into trouble.

Dear klownchik,

This is a public forum. If you post something to this thread, or any of the other public threads, then you invite comment from anyone who has the ability or desire to respond. If you have a problem with this, then perhaps you should not have posted here in the first place.

Ok I've just taken her email and submitted it to about a thousand porn sites...

harsh. give her a chance. she was actually starting to develop good argument skills.

Quite the contrary Tek. The juggalettwhatchamacallit's ass has two zip codes.

Dear Corn Eater,

Does it still taste like corn once it passes through your daddy's digestive tract?

Your pal,
RJ

Dear Feltcher,

It's you're or you are.

Secondly, who'se business was intruded upon? It would seem you arrived at this site jumping into the middle of OUR business.

You and the rest of your little wannabe primate juggafucks came in and started hurling insults. While this wouldn't be a bad thing normally as pretty much everyone here can hold their own when it comes to arguments, we all have been feeling pretty bad about having to slap you retards around verbally. Well maybe they have been. I don't mind thumping gimps on occasion.

Next time you feel you have something to say about anything, try presenting your case in a readable or at least decipherable manner. Perhaps a code-key would benefit the folks who don't speak tard in their endeavor to try to have a conversation with you.

Speak in an understandable manner and who knows, maybe you would be less likely to be insulted.

A couple of key points you should keep in mind when trying to communicate with anyone:

Yelling is bad. The caps lock is the equivalent of yelling on the "intarweb."

Proper punctuation is good. People will be more likely to see if you actually have anything to say if you don't just string a bunch of letters together.

If you are going to argue, state why you disagree. Provide evidence if you are going to try and convince someone your opinion is the right one.

Your friendly neighborhood tard-smacker,
RJ

Not prostitution unless money changes hands. Feel free to tap it, but double wrap it.

Third time you've put out this yahoo email. Why so big on getting email? This is a public forum. Or You just want Tek to talk to you more privately?? *nudge nudge* eh? *wink wink*. I think we understand :)

is it possible to kick members of Foo who aren't going to post anything useful? For instance, people like klownchik? I'm getting the message that she's going to try to be the site slut. And I like this site. The issue is that everything is going to be. "ICP ROXXING!!! FUCK MY DICK WITH MY PUSSY FAGOMANIACLOWN!!! YAY!!!"
That's not really what anyone comes here for. Just a suggestion. Maybe make a page about "Foo Customs." You know...like spelling normally. And not propositioning other members of Foo. And maybe not being a total dumbass. Thanks!

I just read that post, and it really isn't cohesive. I'm...not well right now. Whatever.

Meh, life's a bitch...and so are those ICP fans...

eliminate everyone thats a dumbass? and foo membership plummets! lol.

ur sucha mother fucker u lied i didnt say ne of that u fag i'll fuckin kill you

i didnt block him u fag

hey! thats an inside joke!

Now THAT is comedy! No command of the english language, the use of fuck, a homosexual reference, and a death threat! and in 18 words no less! Bravo!

Careful what you say on the internet, cause evil people like Silky log it and post it. If you don't want it public, don't trash talk.

Indeed it is, indeed it is...

Kimbitch fits the first definition! Wow...one of our first. Klownchik, of course, being THE first vulgar troll to become a member. I think holyjuan should take them under his wing and teach them the ways of the artistic troll. That would be fun. On second thought...scratch that...one holyjuan is all we need. But then again, they're both too stupid to understand artistic trolling...so...yeah.

This thing is a total gag reel! Now, it's just around to piss off the anonymous Juggafuck posters and get some laughs...we could all use some after all the serious posts bouncing around the gay marriage and Matthew Shepard threads. I really think that Foo could be overrun at this point...there are already two REALLY stupid posters instead of just the usual dumbshits...you, me, Ricky...Jynxie...yeah you know. ;)

>_<...gah...forgot I switched to Firebird from Mozilla...pffffff! Yeah...

It's possible but then there's nothing to keep them from signing up again. The best thing to do is just ignore them. I'm thinking coding in a way to lock a discussion. For example the mini-putt and ICP threads.

I didn't say you did. I wrote "...blocking threat."

It seems you have zero writing or reading comprehension skills and Ricky has already determined that you suck at math.

Your SAT score should be about 6.

Kimikricp,

You apparently have yet to grasp the concept of the internet.

Dictionary.com defines internet as:
"An interconnected system of networks that connects computers around the world via the TCP/IP protocol."

"...around the world..." hmmm. I guess that means anyone can read it!
Not too much of an inside joke huh?

What's wrong with site sluts?

They post their tit pics :D

I enjoy porn just like the next but....

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oh I think the shuddering got wiped out.

nasty gross ewwwwwwwwwww

I think I will have nightmares tonite after seeing that!!

Im guessing something to do with the links, but not sure. What is "the shuddering"? *Pleads ignorance*

YEAHHHH!! You read my mind Jynxie!!

It's because of his sexy pic!! Go Tek...got a clown porn chick. Sorry, that isn't even funny. ((shuddering))

((shudder))

Hehe, that would be why I didn't goto those links. Bad Karma coming from those.

i can't help it if i'm a beautiful man. i don't go for juggalettes though. sad too. now they have no reason to get online. you know... besides posting their most recent photos to juggalettes gone wicked...

w/e u fag its an inside joke but w/e u said is rong ....u fags dont kno wut the inside joke is about so fuck u

y dont u go fuck urself u cow face

In the spirit of Bad Taste (this is an ICP thread after all) I considered posting the pic I found of a fat, middle-aged, studded-leather S&M clown...

But even I have limits :)

Oh, come on now, you can do better then that. Obviously you just got out of school, why don't you ask some of your middle school classmates? Seriously, your insults are downright depressing. Say something intellegent, use your brain. Might be a stretch, but damn. And lose the "cool" AOL shorthand, its showing your age.

yea. if by limits, you mean a hard drive full of those kinds of pictures. lol.

Who am I kidding? This one's for you, BadKitty. His name is "Ouchy the Clown"

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I'm sure you're trying to tell me something Kimikrkicp. I'm just not quite sure what.
I ran your sentence through Juggalo to English at Babelfish and this is what came out:


"Dear Bandit,

I am a misunderstood teen. I am somewhat homely and the other kids make fun of me at school. I cry a lot. In order to become a well-respected member of society, I have been pretending to like the music of Insane Clown Posse. I'm not really sure what they're all about, but Brad likes them (and he's sooooo cute!) Anyway, if you don't like the same things I do, I will insult you and claim that I am a member of a popular clique at school. Even though most of the other kids at school spit on me and knock the books out of my arms in-between third and fourth period, I will lie and say I'm popular.

Sincerely

Kimberly."

Thank you for your comments Kimberly. Growing up in today's modern society can be frustrating can't it? Kimberly, just because the other kids are doing something, doesn't make it the right thing to do. There are many people who get by just fine without attaching their entire persona to a movie or a musical group. Do you think that people would take Bill Gates seriously if he painted his face and insulted his customers in broken English? The Insane Clown Posse is successful when they do this, but since they originated the idea, it makes anyone else who does it look like a copying poser whom can't think for themselves. Think for yourself Kimberly. Don't be an idiot.

they would look something like that Ouchy guy, I'm not interested in their tits...ohh...the fatness...it grosses me out. Maybe you're into that kind of thing, and I'm cool with that, but it's not really my bag, Rev ;). Heheheh.

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bleeechhhhh!!!! I am truly disturbed....

I think I am with Static....
I don't want the clowns to eat me either!!!

That was half of my previous post! Of course, I only included the highlights... but still.

i think ur just a mother fucking cock sucker and u need to stop watching ur uncle masterbate so much





-jugalette stephanie-

damn u shouldnt worry bout wut otha people say..theyre doing it becuz it bothers u duh


-jugalette stephanie-

damn u shouldnt worry bout wut otha people say..theyre doing it becuz it bothers u duh


-jugalette stephanie-

i'm sorry stephanie if i offended you somehow by posting other people's opinions, if there is anything i can do to make it up to you... please, let me know.

And don't you two worry about basic English. The cash registers at McDonalds and Burger King have pictures on them, so you don't have to worry about translating "I would like a Big Mac and a large Fry" into "yo, I wuld lik a Big Mac an lrg Fry!".

We aren't doing it because it bother u, we are doing it because you people can't even complete a sentence.

I also found that very disturbing. It did look like a hell of an idea for a Halloween costume though.

first of all my name isnt "kimberly" & no 1 makes fun of me......unlike you.....& who the fuck is brad??? yeah u keep thinkin crap like that & only y u think that is cuz thats wut every 1 does to u

This isn't a chat room or instant messaging- try using complete words. Save the "no 1", "wut", and and "u" for the idiot juggalos you chat with on IM.

omg how did you kno

haha thats fuckin funny go ahead "harrass" that sn cuz it doesnt exist ne more u fag

It looks like we already won.....

You haven't harassed me in a while online. Have you given up so soon? All of the other 15 year old juggalos must be so dissapointed.

kimikrkicp: u shit head
kimikrkicp: ur so damn gay
kimikrkicp signed off at 2:41:54 PM.
kimikrkicp signed on at 2:42:02 PM.
kimikrkicp: u fuck tard
ManowarWI: good to see you too
kimikrkicp: i bet u fuck ur momma every nite
ManowarWI: you know it
kimikrkicp: cool
kimikrkicp: have fun being blocked
kimikrkicp: bye
ManowarWI: ok will do
kimikrkicp signed off at 2:48:25 PM.

Oh yeah, im sure if I blew my fuckin' head off, i'd be better than the rest of the world, CUNT!

how the fuck can you say that sry i havent been online lately to say shit to u so shut up u fag & i kno u fucked ur momma last nite

WOw U kno how to cut & past

fuck u i'll type ne way i want u tard

"OGM", "u kno" how "2" talk in AOL acronyms "ur" so "l33t".

Ya'll Muh-Fuckuhs (slang, for those of you that are oh-so picky about those things) need to RECOGNIZE! The Juggalos and the Juggalettes will get the last laugh on your bitch-asses when the carnival comes to your town and you end up in the flaming pits of HELL! WICKED CLOWNZ WILL NEVER DIE! HOW YOU GONNA FUCK WITH A WICKED CLOWN?? Yes, some of us might have a slight problem with typing, spelling, and stuff like that, but it doesn't mean you have to stereotype all Juggalos and Juggalettes to that matter. I happen to be actually pretty smart, and I second klownchik's opinion on "Let me introduce my ass...Kiss it."
DOWN WITH THA CLOWN TIL I'M DEAD IN THA GROUND! MMFCL!
*MooN DusT*

Insane Clown Posse fucking RULES! Wicked Clowns will NEVER DIE!!!!!! As for you butt-fucked faggits...you will burn in hell for all eternity. I can't wait til the Juggalos and the Juggalettes can have the last laugh on your bitch asses!
MMFCL
*MooN DusT*

Does anyone ever really DEBATE in here????

Now that the whole kimi person has begun to lay off, I have now started to recieve "threats" from another "juggalo":


Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 09:16:04 -0800 (PST)
From: "ian kinney" | Add to Address Book
To: manowarwi@yahoo.com
Subject: what!?!




ICP Sucks!
Posted by MetalKingÂș on Oct 08, 2003 at 06:08 AM
I have just discovered that ICP does in fact suck. Oh wait, this isn't
news, we all already knew this.

whut the fuck is this mutha fucker. you wanna say icp sucks, well bitch
i'll choke ypur ass. u don't know shit. come to sheboygan were the
juggalos lay it down and we'll show u that icp sucks.
wickid k

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Get your free ICP4EVER email address ---> [link]

Yes, if anyone is bored, that email address was wickid_k_666@icp4ever.com. Maybe she should have read other posts and realize that I am also one of the gun carrying foos. I was so scared, I had to give my typical ICP threat response:

I'm going to tell you the same thing I tell all ICP fans that get all pissed off at internet posts. If you are going to threaten someone, at least spell correctly. Thank You.

I feel soooo scared. hahahah

"...I happen to be actually pretty smart..."
I hope you're good at math; your grammar sucks.

That aside...

"...The Juggalos and the Juggalettes will get the last laugh on your bitch-asses when the carnival comes to your town and you end up in the flaming pits of HELL! "
Which carnival is this?
Is this some fantasy of yours where all the mean old people who mock your idiotic following will get their comeuppance? Dream on.

Here are some pointers:
1) Pay attention in English class. I know it's boring, but if you use proper English and refrain from using the word "fuck" in every sentence, people won't immediately dismiss you as an idiot.
2) Use Spellcheck. If you don't want to register here and use the one that's provided, cut and paste your replies into a software product that has spellcheck. Microsoft Word is an example.
3) Refrain from idle threats. You don't know who I am or where I live; your threats are moot. If you did have this information, you wouldn't come to my house anyway, because you'd know how foolish that is, not to mention illegal (if the police ever found the body.)

How did she get your email address?

the conversation he posted, left his IM name. IM + @Yahoo.com equals email addy.

SurrealStatic to lazy to log in

Don't worry, it's only my free yahoo account I have listed in my foo profile. As scary as being confronted by a gang of 15 year olds who had to get a ride from their mom sounds, I think I'll be ok.

"hey mom, can you pick me, jimmy, and phil from the hospital?"

"oh dear! what for?"

"well this guy was disrespecting the dark carnival, the six joker cards, and me and my fellow juggalos. we threatened to kill him but as it turns out, he had a gun while we only had sticks shaped like swords and toilet paper. apparently we missed a 'trespassers will be shot' sign."

"thats the third time this month, billy. once more and no more faygo for you."

"yes mom..."

Again I have to say fuck you terky eater. You have no reason to insult anybody about what they like... I am a juggalette for life and you can go to hell if you don't like that...
Love Jennifer

hey. it's all a matter of taste. I was making fun of the fact that he physically threatened someone else on the internet. as for the whole ICP debate. it's a claim of value. "De gustibus non est disputandum." "We cannot dispute about tastes". if you like one thing and i don't, thats my opinion and there is really nothing to argue. if i prefer chocolate ice cream and you prefer vanilla, i can't go to any factual evidence or authority and state that chocolate is scientifically better tasting. by all means, love ICP. by all means, continue your faygo showers and dark carnival fun fests. but if you ignorantly post on Kungfoo, you will receive flak. i don't make fun of people for being huge ICP fans. I make fun of them for typing all in caps, making up their own abbreviations for words, and being a dumb newbie in general. satisfied?

Love Tekiran

P.S. - i can't go to hell, however, you seem to be well on your way.

I guess I unknowingly protected myself by creating the yahoo alias "RickySilk" to my actual yahoo account which is also my yahoo email address. Maybe that's why my yahoo email address stays relatively spam free. hmmmmm.

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Oh please, ICP is going to break up/die, and the number of people who hate them and their retarded fans (one like you) will still outnumber the juggafucks. Deal with it. It's stupid to fanatically devote yourself to something as ephemeral as a band regardless of how awesome (or shitty in this case) they may be. Ricky, methinks this is getting out of hand...

bitch someday you are going to die and rott and noone is going to fuckin care i think we know that they are going to die someday thats why we love them all we can right now...
words from a juggalette...
Peace to *moon dust*

what exactly is MMFCL an acronym for?

Maybe Most Filthy Clowns Lie?

Most Mormons Feel Crappy Lately?

Maybe Mom Fancies Clown Love?

Oh, and you think anyone's gonna give a shit when you die? It goes both ways. People aren't going to rejoice when I die. Not the case for you though. Again...fanatical devotion to something this ephemeral is plain stupidity.

Icp kiks ass you know you like them you cant help but like em they are the best and if u dont think you so FUCK YOU you prob. sux yours dads dick!

Yall motha fuckaz dont know shit bout real music you wanna hear some good shit listen to icp not that garth motha fuckin brooks you stupid ass is listen to if you dont like icp so god damn much y u even fuckin wastin you time to do this shit why dont you just shut your gay ass up and go play with your barbie dollz!!!!

- Your Worst Nightmare!!!

my subject is my motha fuckin comment!! i should hunt all you down and murder you slowly and painfully huh? dont you agree ??????

my subject is my motha fuckin comment!! i should hunt all you down and murder you slowly and painfully huh? dont you agree ??????

My god, you fans are such losers. How can you possibly keep getting more stupid each time one of you posts? "You made fun of a band I like, I hate you, I'm going to kill you!". Fucking child, go back to playing "Gansta thug" with your BB guns you ignorant tool. Your using my oxygen.

This was our site first, till you shits came along. YOU should get the fuck out of here if you don't like it. Learn how to capitalize things other than your shit band's name. Oh yeah, hunt me down and murder me slowly, daddy...mmm...you know I love it. Fuck off, asswipe.

you suck ass

dude your a fucking idiot!

Typical. No debate, no reason, but use of the word fuck. I'm still going with my second definition. Seems to fit you. I would love to hear you "intelligent" debate on why ICP does not "suck". Please, we are all waiting. That is, of course, if you are capable of debating like a human and can refrain from the quaint AOLisms your cohorts seem to thrive on. We are still waiting.

listen first off you have too much time on your hands to be writing up a whole article about how icp sucks.
my question what lyric from icp has raping girls in it? there is none
u don't know cuz you never listened to it
u just assume it cuz everyone else tells u this crap

2nd
ICP is horror music like horror movies
but do i see u guys writin up how bad chainsaw massacre is? hell no!
instead u watch it and say its a great horror classic

3rd icp not successful as slim anus?
wait a few more years slim will end up just like the rest of the mainstream rappers washed out and forgot about just like master p,mase,and many more
and u wanna know why they wash out cuz they have no art to there music its the same old shit gangs ice crome rims and all that bullshit
like i give a fuck how much gold them bitches wear?

and where the fuck u get your info on icp?
did u look at 2 websites and assume all the bullshit your sayin?

i have been down wit DA MUFUCKIN CLOWNS for over 6 years YO!
and i know what the fuck its about so shut yer damn mouth til u know what u r talkin bout bitch

didn't really like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Silence of the Lambs is a much better film.

Yeah i got seconds and thirds, after kim, ask your dad how my dick, or excuse me, penis tastes.


superballz1

JUGGALO4LIFE

Yeah, how dare compare a fucked up needle junkie to one of the pioneers of gangsta rap. Kurt Cobain aint shit off Eazy-E's dick.

"HOLLOWPOINT IS A BITCH AND WILL ALWAYS BE A BITCH."
STRETCHNUTZ1

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH YOU CARRY A GUN, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS THEN YOU LITTLE PUNK ASS BITCH. BRING YOUR GUN, WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF PAINTBALLS, I'LL PUT A FOOT IN YOUR ASS.

"HOLLOWPOINT IS A BITCH AND WILL ALWAYS BE A BITCH."

STRETCHNUTZ1

i think you just proved their point, way to go, man.

by the way, that just previous comment was in reference to the reply that said "ICP KIKS ASS!!"

listen up all u lil faggot ass bitches taking shit when in fact ur listning to dr. dre and faggot ass feminem fuck each other whail u whack off to a barbra strice ann movie and sipping on cum and jin cocktails bitch ass mofos woa i like that word M-O-F-O-S muahahahah ur all a pile of twigs so in the end ur all gay and in fact yes icp does rule

O.K., here's my take on the situation. Like one of the earlier postings this is a matter of opinion, and can be argued on eather side for the rest of eternity. Those of you who think that ICP blows can go fuck yourselves, and those of you who call yourselves Juggalo's can just calm down. These faggots that have never taken the chance to listen to the lyrics and messages of ICP are not worth out time. By the way the posting earlier about the Juggalo's being in high- school and all of that, your wrong. I am currently starting my Masters in Law, I'm 24, I own my own house, and my I.Q. is well over yours, you being infirior to even the lowliest of animals. So please, do the Dark Carnival a favor, stick your thumbs up your asses, walk away, and dont come back till you can argue on the same mental level as me.

Why do Juggalos constantly lie about themselves? It's becoming a bad joke- 15 year olds claiming to be Yale students, 14 year old suburbanites claiming to be career criminal tough-guys, etc. No one believes you- especially given your English skills (or lack thereof):


"can be argued on eather side"
"By the way the posting earlier... your wrong"
"you being infirior"

Note to StTweak: Next time you are trying to convince people that you're smart, use spellcheck before you post. Idiot. Now go finish your High School homework before your Mommy catches you on the computer again.

I see. So my spelling may not be the best, and for you information the spell check was being a bitch and i had places to be. I don't see what your problem is about ICP. Although you may think that i am lying as to who I am, and my current profession you may want to look at yourself. Who are you, a fagot living in the basement of your moms house.... Yes, being the answer to that question, and please don't lie we all know this to be true. Now as of this point the only other person on this web site who has showed a single ounce of sense would be the person i made reference to earlier, i do not care to look at the name. All of you fagots like to believe that you make the world a better place by talking shit to those you cant see, but not only would any one of the Juggalo's i know kick your ass, you are only polluting the air that you breath. Please do us a favor, take the object of your name and put one in your head.

My point has been once again been proven. Since you apparently read some of my earlier posts, you should know by now that my problem isn't with ICP per se- while I do think they suck (and music critics agree with me), there are a lot of other bands out there who suck, too.

My problem is with their adolescent, poser, idiot fans who spend most of their free time (after grade school lets out) watching pro-wrestling and typing garbage like "fuck u fagot ur gay icp rulez" (when they're not masturbating in the bathroom of their parents house, anyways).

You pretty much proved my point- you're obviously a poser (no one believes you're a law student), clearly aren't very smart (as you can't spell, STILL can't figure out SpellCheck, and don't understand the concept of the paragraph, punctuation or capitalization), and come across like just another teen virgin so desperate for a sense of identity that you'll latch onto the Juggalo bandwagon like all the other losers.

My question to you now is this? How come you feel the need to insult the grade school students, or when you are feeling really brave the Jr. High kids. Are you afraid to insult those people that follow the Dark Carnival who happen to be of a higher age, such as myself.

By the way, whether or not you believe me as to who i am is irrelevant, you do not need to. I am the person that i am and there is no amount of shit that you can talk to change that. Why don't you grow some balls, find your own identity, and grow up. I am sick of seeing the younger people of the age taking after people such as yourself, who has nothing better to do then insult that which he does not understand, and fuck his fagot friend in the ass.

One more thing, the quote that you are so fond of, move on, until you come up with one of your own don't use one, others brainpower and your ability to type it does not constitute you believing you are not the idiot that you are.

who posted earlier about it being a matter of opinion. This debate is no longer on whether or not ICP is a good band or not. Rather, this is now a debate on stereotypes. This stereotype is that all ICP fans are right at, or below, average intelligence and are generally between 10 - 19 years of age... roughly. As for you in particular, you are using all of the cliché phrases and wordings that suggest you are a younger person trying to convince us that you are smarter than you actually are. Most people mastering in law have written so much that they can spell correctly and use proper punctuation and grammar. You are demonstrating none of these. Maybe if you had your parents proof read your retorts before you submitted them, we may be slightly fooled. Try harder next time.

Have a nice day. :)

What is a juggalo?
Well let me think for a second, oh he gets butt naked,
then he walks through a street winkin at freaks, wit a 2litre stuck
in his buttcheeks
What is a juggalo? He just don' care, he might try and put a weave in his nut hair,
cos' he couldn't give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that.
What is a juggalo? A fuckin lunatic, somebody wit a rope tied to his dick, then he jumps out a ten story window......oh.


YOU BALL FACED, COCK SUCKING, BIGOT LOVING SON OF A COW MUTHER FACKOS DONT EVEN KNOW SHIT BOUT THE REAL WORLD. JUGGALO LOVE STANDS WAY HIGHER THAN ANY OF YOUR SHITTY ASSED CREEPER FUCKS. I AM A JUGGALETTE, AND KNOW THAT THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER EVER DIE. WE ARE ALL GOING TO SHANGRI LA, WHERE THERE IS ETERNAL FAYGO AND WICKED CLOWN SHIT EVERYWHERE. GO BACK TO CRYING OVER EMINEM YOU PISSY FUCKS, ANYONE WHO AINT DOOWN WI DA CLOWNS....HOLD A LIGHTER TO YOUR BALLS, THEN YOU'LL SEE WHATS COMIN.

Foo has finally landed an ICP fan who can spell and construct somewhat of an argument. Congratulations! Your argument is weak however when you act just like the 15 year olds and break down calling everyone faggots. Since you are so well educated, you already have realized that this discussion is more about stupid ICP fans than the group itself. But you already know this.

Also, good job attacking my quote! I see you couldn't find one yourself. And if you are in law school, let us know which one. I'm not afraid to let everyone know where I work and go to school. Funny, last time I checked most people in college can spell....

Hello again.
Hmmm... I want to thank you for pointing out my discretions from last night. I believe that i call you a fagot because you continually feel the need to degrade people who are, while not less then you, are below you in society. The only reason for this is there age, but you seem to think that makes you special, being older that is.

Next, age, this seems to be your only argument against the Dark Carnival. Everyone that has mad a comment on ICP you have responded with by calling them grade school students. I believe that it is high time that you found a new subject to argue on. Try finding a point that is, how to say it, more substantial. This continual strand of insult is boring and monotonous.

You asked what collage i attend now, The University of Southern California, and for my 4 year degree i went to Humbolt State. I hope this satisfies you.

Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
Confucius

where does the discrimination against gay people END, God damnit?!

Ok here's the deal, from reading the ENTIRE post up to 11 Nov 03, the main focus turned from opinions to insults to stereotypes (all of which was quite entertaining by the way). Yes, there is a lot of stereotyping of ICP fans going on in here.... but they certainly have done much to deserve it as well. The reason stereotypes exist, in fact, are because anywhere from a few individuals to a MAJORITY of a group make comments or perform actions that attract attention and cause others to attribute it to that group. Now, nowhere in that last part did I say the ENTIRETY of a group because that just does not happen. StTweak, the majority of ICP fans ARE grade school students with IQ's approaching 15 or 20, that is the reason that the stereotype is there. For every ICP fan that can spell there's 50 more that use words like "ur" and "fuck u fagot". Get over it, and be glad you're not one of them.... yet. Oh and I did this without Spellcheck, and I only graduated high school.

it's sad really. i pity you.

I go away for a couple of days and miss this gem! I cower in fear at your awesome powers of debate! I am "infirior" to even the lowliest of animals! Wow. Starting your masters in law... Imagine that, considering most degrees in law are masters degrees (Those nasty BAs are Pre-law, but Ill let that slide for now). I did not know they allowed one to obtain those through the mail now. Us "faggots that have never taken the chance to listen to the lyrics and messages of ICP" who are "not worth out time" bow to you. You would not even get into Pre-Law with such speech, much less any accredited law school. At least choose a believable lie, I mean, come on! Even the crudest lawyer I know would not be caught dead using close the speech you just spouted. And yes, we will go after your spelling and grammar, YOUR the one who stated his IQ is far above ours, and starting your master in law. One who uses the language, grammar, and spelling you have throughout this thread would not get a decent score on the SATs, much less the GREs. Your right though, I cannot argue on the same mental level as you, that would require a lobotomy first. Masters in Law, Jesus...

I am faily positve that you could not have attended "collage"

as defined by webster

col·lage
n.

An artistic composition of materials and objects pasted over a surface, often with unifying lines and color.
A work, such as a literary piece, composed of both borrowed and original material.
The art of creating such compositions.
An assemblage of diverse elements: a collage of conflicting memories

just admit it,
u dint go tu skool past teh ateth grade did u

faily = fairly

Grow some balls and find our OWN identity like say... painting our faces like the rest of the assclowns with overly-large cock-holsters? Identities are supposed to be unique. Your statements border on hypocritical.

Keep in mind the insults were a result of the breaching of OUR community by you low-class fucknuts who think eminam sucks because he it perhaps the only performer that may on a very BAD day suck worse then the stupid mimes you worship.

One more thing, post first then hit the crackpipe. Your thoughts will come across better if you try to form them and type them in a coherent manner in which the audience you are trying to communicate with will understand. You aren't talking to your assfuck clown dick suckers here. You are speaking to actual productive members of society who enjoy rebuking any and all idiots who happen to invade the turf where they don't belong.

Go back to your little clown world and don't come back.

Wrong. The degredation does not come from age. Lepertitty is younger than (dare I say most) of us and we don't degreade him for it. We degrade him for being a leftist little shitwad who has no sense of the real world around him (:D)

The comments regarding gradeschool come from the improper use of grammer, spelling, punctuation etc. If you cannot type in a manner conducive to those who get past say... the 8th grade, you are a grade schooler by association. Deal with it.

A new point to discuss. How about the fact that ICP sucks donkey balls? Their "music" is tripe. The typical response to this very valid fact is "U ALL SUK BALLZ FUK U JUGGAFUCQ FO LIFE!"

Now when you have cunts like yourself who are unable to argue properly what do you expect the people who CAN argue effectively do? Just say ok you are rigth? Sadly your delusions will never come true. We will laugh our asses off trying to type while blinking away our mirthful tears sending you scurrying to your little cum holes to await your little "posse" to coem back you up with the same inane 6th grader bullshit.

As for your "degrees" or education if it is in fact true, it can be safely argued that you never took any credits in speech or debate. If you did, you likely dropped the class knowing the instructor took one look at your idea of argument and was going to hand you an F.

Ignorance is a juggalo trying to be something he isn't. ~ Reverend Jynxed

"Judge, my client is not guilty because I'm right, you're wrong. I'm smarter than you therefor you must be wrong. No judge, disregard the appeal to authority because you are wrong and cannot prove otherwise. Yes I know what the law says but it does not apply because I'm right."

Working for a degree to file papers for REAL lawyers or court documents does not make you intelligent. Any shit fucker can fire a damned piece of paper if they know their ABC's. Of course the average intelligence of a juggafuck is below par what with their being unable to use the letters Y and O, along with a host of others. Filing things in alphabetical order may not be your forte.

I guess you'll have to stick with filing them by which clown personality the case profile fits best.

Juggafucks are so easy it almost makes Baby Jesus cry. Almost. I know for a fact he's laughing his ass off.

Tell you what.

Fin a juggafuck in Seattle to meet me at say, Southcenter (now Westfield shopping plaza) and we'll see which one of he or his whole posse can do what.

Hell bring sticks, bring a gun, they'll need it. I'll just be there with my feet and hands. Perhaps after their beat-down i'll pull out my dick and slap them on the forehead with it leaving a nice tat.