OMG!!!!!!


that is so nasty....I laughed my ass off!!

I don't care if it's true or a complete lie.

One of the funniest reads I've ever had.

Yep I put it up a while ago in the blabber. Glad we finally have a link to it now.

Hey Ricky how about making it a permanent link somewhere?

Anyone else have any shitty stories?

~RJ too lazy to log in.

I have a shitty story about a friend named "MR. X" but I'm not sure he would want me to tell it.

Tell it!

you owe it to your faithful foobies. :D

it's not that gay gerbil gas cannon story, is it? :D

so the crew coach at stanford was telling a story about one of his rowers at annother university. He came in to practice one morning with two broken wrists. The coach asked what he hell happened that he managed to break both his wrists, so the guy said he fell of his bunk bed. "how the hell did you fall off the bed?" said the coach, and so begins the shitty story:
"jon (i don't know his name, but for the sake of the story jon is the guy with the broken wrists) was in bed one night, trying to sleep, around 2 am his roomate came in drunk, shitfaced if you will, with his girlfriend. they were trying to be quiet, but they were too sloshed to do so. obviously jon woke up, but he kept quiet and tried to fall asleep. the roomie and his girlfriend started being intimate, and ass many of you know, drunks being intimate is like rhinos trying to mate, loud and uncomfortable, jon couldn't help but laugh a little at the cheasy comments being made.
they were doing their thing and then the roommate had the bright idea to try something new and kinky, after all the greatest inspiration comes when you highly inebriated. the boyfriend starts to try anal sex, and after a little plugging the out hole the girl starts to like it, once jon figures out whats going on he gets real grossed out, but the idea of too drunks playing butt pirate is pretty funny, so jon starts laughing a little louder.
eventually through a prolly painful ordeal the roomie is finished, and the girl is stradelling him, but the previous sexual encounter in the rectum has cause her muscles to relax and loose a little control, so she ends up craping all over the roommates chest. Jon hears something that he can't make out, then hears "oh my god! you shat on my chest!" from his roommate, and quickly its understood what just happened. The roommate is so discusted that he pukes, and in tern, the girlfriend pukes aswell, now theres a pile of shit semen and puke (x2) on the bed and dripping on the floor."
the coach asks how the hell that caused him to break his wrists, jon responds i was laughing so hard at the idea of my roomate and his girlfriend throwing up all over eachothr that i fell of the bed..... and into the crap and vomit

its a true story, and a shitty one at that

sorry bout the typos, it was too long to proof read and im lazy

sorry bout the typos, it was too long to proof read and im lazy

there is a place called "The Funstation". Although at first it sounds like a adult store, it's just a arcade with miniature golf, bumper boats, batting cages, virtual rollercoaster, and (where my story takes place) the laser tag arena. I wasn't there when it happened, but this is the story i was told. Apparently this one group went into the laser tag arena to play, a little while after it started, a man came out and demanded a refund. The guy at the desk was like "i'm sorry sir, we can't give you a refund." and the guy that just came out was like "oh really?" and he lifted up his right leg for the man to see and it was covered in wet crap. you see, the laser tag arena has two levels and a long ramp that leads up to the second level. the ramp makes a 90 degree turn at a corner. apparently, what had happened was in the game before them, a guy was playing and had some serious upset stomach or something, well he squatted down into the corner on the ramp and took a crap. then the guy ran out of the laser tag arena into the bathroom to finish, and then proceeded to leave. the guy who got crap on his leg was running down the ramp and tried to take the corner when he stepped right into the crap, slipped and fell, and had it smeared all over his right leg. needless to say, a refund was given and i, personally, have never been back into the laser tag arena.