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Why's everybody turning green? All I said was the bong water gets ya almost as high as the smoke does.
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Posted by AquaVelvet on May 24, 2001 at 09:32 AM
Use The Bat Dipshit!!!
posted by Trollope666 on Oct 23, 2001 at 05:46 PM. (votes 0)(score 14)
But Mr. Miagi said that you should keep your eye on the ball until it gets as big as a melon and then... THWACK!
posted by fruitflyguru on Aug 23, 2001 at 09:05 AM. (votes 0)(score 8)
Mommy! What's that thing flying towards me?! WHERE ARE MY SPAGHETTI O'S?!
posted by crazydiamond on May 24, 2001 at 10:02 PM. (votes 0)(score 8)
so tell me one last time what do i hit the ball with
posted by Anonymous Coward on Oct 22, 2001 at 06:39 AM. (votes 0)(score 5)
Frankie Wimple doesn't know what causes his violent seizures, but he's confident someday the answer will hit him.
posted by AquaVelvet on May 24, 2001 at 11:02 PM. (votes 0)(score 5)
New approach to bunting
posted by Anonymous Coward on Jun 19, 2001 at 11:35 PM. (votes 0)(score 2)
duck and cover!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Oct 15, 2008 at 09:39 AM. (votes 1)(score 1)
burning pile of camel dung!!!!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Oct 15, 2008 at 08:11 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
holy wars are gay!!!!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Oct 15, 2008 at 08:11 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
prophet of doom!!!!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Oct 15, 2008 at 08:10 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
cheap american beer!!!!!
posted by Anonymous Coward on Oct 15, 2008 at 08:09 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
i just crapped on badkitty's panties
posted by Anonymous Coward on Oct 15, 2008 at 08:08 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
use the force
posted by Anonymous Coward on Jun 18, 2008 at 10:45 PM. (votes 0)(score 0)
Never one to disobey the word of his coach, third baseman and frequent migraine sufferer Dicky Dunstan practices keeping his eye on the ball.
posted by AquaVelvet on May 24, 2001 at 09:32 AM. (votes 0)(score 0)
Sadly, Corky Freeman's baseball career for the Special Olympics team was tragically cut short due to injury. Corky was all smiles when he awoke though after being told that HE was the real "winner"
posted by burn2shine on May 24, 2001 at 10:45 AM. (votes 0)(score -3)

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