• Lonely? Socially maladjusted? Freak from hell? Rentapal can help!
• Should Whip It Good go bonkers and spend $400 for a ticket to AC/DC's sold out show in NYC next Tues
• You are up to your neck in a vat of diarrhea and someone throws a bucket of vomit at you. Do you duck?
• Which would you rather listen to?
• Waiter, there's a thigh in my soup.
• People Ripping Their Eyes Out
• What's your philosophy on life?
• Cops Ask Sniper to Kill Himself
• Andy Rooney Angers Female Sportscasters

• The iPod is a nifty piece of design but way too ex
• I think you use the term "people" loosely.
• Kids are cruel little bastards. I don't think adul
• Still, I think Bush will pull out of Iraq before h
• I agree. The unemployment rate in this country is
• In the words of the great Billy Milano, fuck the M
• I do think it's a publicity grab. I'm not a doctor
• "Should we find out it's being used for that, we'
• It's shocking to me how many people will blame a p
• Before I saw Jackass, I couldn't even remember the

Real Name: Dan.

Lives in: NYC.

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